Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

IT’S THE BACONS…

PACKING IT IN • Tab Titan calls time on tobacco

HE’S A COUGHIN’, HACKIN’, WHEEZIN’, PUFFIN’, GASPIN’ RECORD BREAKER!

SPAWNY GET

Drunken bakers

Evolution Corner

LeTteR booKs

ToP

WHY DO WE FUCKING SAY THAT?

CRAPPERAZZI CORNER

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

The REAL ALE TWATS

GEOFF CAPS The Sailor Policeman

DECOMMISSION IMPOSSIBLE! • Cruise out of control

OH, LORDY! IT’S THE FAT SLAGS

THE RETURN OF SHERLOCKS HOLMES

Scum mothers who'd have e'm

GULLIBLE BRITAIN! • Our undercover reporter Mahatma Macaroon sees how easy it is to part people from their cash on Scammer’s Island

OH NO! IT’S THE PaRkiE

RECORD BREAKERS! • Shellac is back say record bosses

DR MONROE AND THE RACE AGAINST TIME

‘BELT-ON’ JOHN • Star’s battle to keep trews up

WHY DO OUR TROUSERS FALL DOWN? THE PHYSICS OF DAGENHAM SMILES

A cracktastic FREE cut-out DAGENHAM SMILE for every VIZ reader!

STARS IN THEIR TROUSERS • HOW DO THE STARS KEEP THEIR TROUSERS UP?

CHEEK-A-TRADER

Miriam • Solves YOUR Trousers Falling Down Problems

RIX vs ASKWITH WHOSE TROUSERS HAVE FALLEN DOWN THE MOST?

CRACK THE CODE • YOUR LOVE LIFE REVEALED IN YOUR ARSECRACK

CHOPIN’S TROLLIES

TIPTONROCK! • West Midlands gears up for festival to rival Glastonbury

CANNED OFF • Band suffers 45-year onslaught

Festival ‘Hacks’

SUBSCRIBE TO VIZ TODAY & GET 3 ISSUES FOR £3

TERRY FUCKWITT

IT PAINT HALF LUCKY, DAD • Northants man locates loft masterpiece

Cash in YOUR attic?

Roger’s and Profanity PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

BIG BRANDS – BIG SAVINGS! • Subscribe today and unlock EXCLUSIVE offers

MUSKRAT! • “Elon Must Pay Up” says Doncaster ‘father’ of twelve

WHO’S THE DADDY?

JOHNNY FARTPANTS QUACK!

LAG-DRONE-DROP-2U • We’re the UK’s #1 convict-drone service!

TOOL BAR • Organic, vegan-friendly soaps available in a variety of realistic weapon shapes

THE PAPIER MACHÉ HEAD WAREHOUSE

IG VERN

MAJOR NISUNDERSTANDING

NEED A HAIRCUT BUT HAVEN’T GOT THE TIME? SHOULDER BARBERS™

IT’S HAYBACK TIME!

GREEN FAKERS! • Natural world could be all plastic in 5 years

Hen Cabin

mr. LOGIC

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